What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?
A reptile dysfunction.
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Funny Smell
Don’t you hate it when you’re driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick it out the window and you drive for a couple more miles and smell something funny and you look over onto the back seat and sure enough, grandma is fingering herself again.
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Starter Pistol
I just heard some people at the track got shot with a starter pistol!
Police say it’s race related.
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Girlfriend
My girlfriend said having a four inch penis is OK.
I still wish she didn’t have one.
What do you call spaghetti that hangs out on a street corner?
Pasta-tute.
A blonde gets pulled over for speeding. The cop is also a blonde.
Cop: “Let me see your driver’s license.”
Driver: “What’s that?”
Cop: “A square thing with your picture on it.”
Blonde fumbles through her purse, finds a mirror, sees herself in it, and hands it to the cop.
Cop looks at it, hands it back and says, “I’m gonna let you go without a ticket. I didn’t know you were a cop.”
A man is washing his car with his son.
The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
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Light bulb
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
One with a step-ladder. They’re short, not stupid.
A midget asks the librarian,”Do you have any books on midget discrimination?”
The librarian replies,”Top shelf”.
What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?
A midget spinner.