Why don’t bass players laugh at blond jokes?
They don’t understand them.
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Why did the bass player miss his second lesson?
They were on the way to the first gig.
What’s blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue.
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Mind Control
I invented a thought controlled air freshener.
How does it work you say?
It makes a lot of scents if you think about it.
I’m trying to respect other cultures more. To do it, I’ve been saying mucho to my Mexican friends lately.
It really means a lot to them.
Where do you take someone who gets injured playing peekaboo?
To the ICU!
I like to sing in my car, but only in reverse gear.
Iust be a backup singer.
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Grocery Store
A man at the grocery store goes to the checkout with a banana, an apple, and 2 eggs. The cashier says “You must be single.”
The man replies, “Yes I am, how did you know?”
The cashier says “Because you are ugly.”
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Chest Pain
I was sitting on the sofa watching some TV last night, when my wife from the bedroom yelled, “Do you ever get pains in your chest like someone with a voodoo doll is stabbing it?” I replied, “No.”
Then she asked, “How about now?”
What’s the difference between an elephant and a grape.
One of them is a grape.