What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 5 miles from the blood bank?
A cab.
Saw this one on SpongeBob lol.
What language do cats speak?
Purrrrr-sian
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Grasshopper Walks Into a Bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and takes a seat. The grasshopper says “man I’m really depressed”.
The bartender says “I have a drink named after you that should cheer you up!”
The grasshopper says “You have a drink named Fred!?!”
What do you call a house during a full moon?
A were-house
What do you call a chicken that is staring in lettuce?
Chicken ceas-a-salad!
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Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Stop yodeling.
At the pool today I peed in the deep end. The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle soooo loud that it startled me and I almost fell into the pool!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)
What do you call a female deer in a pickle patch?
Dilldoe