What’s blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue.
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What is something your wife can say that will make you happy and angry at the same time?
Your brother’s dick is smaller than yours.
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Mind Control
I invented a thought controlled air freshener.
How does it work you say?
It makes a lot of scents if you think about it.
I’m trying to respect other cultures more. To do it, I’ve been saying mucho to my Mexican friends lately.
It really means a lot to them.
Where do you take someone who gets injured playing peekaboo?
To the ICU!
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Prostitute
A man comes home and the wife exclaims “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WENT TO A PROSTITUTE!”
The husband tries to explain himself “honey, we haven’t had sex in months I have urges.”
The wife says “I’m not mad about that, I didn’t know you were willing to pay!”
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Fridge and Butt
What’s the difference between a fridge and a woman’s butt?
The fridge doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.
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Coming of Age
My son is becoming curious about the female body.
I guess its time to hide it somewhere else.
I like to sing in my car, but only in reverse gear.
Iust be a backup singer.
The best thing about pooping in the morning with the door open is seeing everyone’s reaction at Starbucks!