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Yo Momma

Your mom is so short, when she went to the zoo, it was animal crackers!

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Vangaurd

Mocking Up The Vanguard

I finished a couple little jobs like drilling for the tremolo posts, and increasing the hole size for the kill switch. Next is mocking up to make sure stuff fits and lines up.

I installed the tremolo posts and tremolo. I installed the killswitch, volume pot, and pickup selector switch.

I used some string to approximate the guitar strings and the tremolo lines up real good.

Looking secksy
It looks cool with the neck back on!

Next steps are prepping for paint and re-fretting the neck.

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Steel Panther

These guys are a national treasure and should be honored as such!

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Jokes

Vasectomy

I don’t want anymore kids, so I went to get a vasectomy. It didn’t work because the kids were still there when I got home.

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Vangaurd

Output Jack Wiring

After moving the output jack, I drilled a 1/8″ pilot hole to the pickup area. I then used a 12″ long 5/16″ bit to make the hole bigger.

I ran into a problem and could not get the holes to connect. I bought an 18″ long drill bit and went to work.

Turns out the first hole drifted off course which is why it didn’t connect. Then I drilled too far and it came out the back. Ugh.

After the bit came out the back I realized what happened and connected the holes. It’s a bit uglier than I wanted but no big deal. It won’t show.

Big mama jamma drill bit!
Whoops. The drill wandered and came out in the back spring cavity. I’ll plug it and it will be covered. No biggie.
The holes connect now. A bit ugly, but it’s mine.
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Pickups Fit Now

I needed to do a bit of modification to make the pickups fit. A little quality time with some sharp chisels is all it takes.

I had to cut the little notches for the base of the pickup.
The pickup mounting rings will cover the notches.
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Vangaurd

Kramer Output Jack

I moved the output jack on the guitar.  I found a cool spot for it and marked the location with the templates I made.  Then I used a drill, some heckin sharp chisels, and a Dremel to make the hole.

The V area where the jack plate will go has a curve and the jack plate is flat.  I’m recessing the plate into the guitar a little bit so it won’t be seen unless you look for it.  That is hard part and requires a lot of fitting.

After the output jack plate is done, I need to drill a loooong hole to connect it to the pickup cavity. This is so I can snake a wire through and get into the control cavity.

The hole is marked out with pencil
The hole is cut and the cover plate temporarily mounted so I can mark the printer to cut the recess.
The cover is removed showing the hole.  Everything inside the dark pencil line will be recessed about 1/16″ or more to allow the jack plate to sit below the surface.
The output jack is set into the body. It required a lot of fitting, but it worked.

This is what the hole looks like.

I drilled this little hole in the bridge pickup cavity for the wires to fish through.
I used blue tape to layout the line to follow with the drill bit and dove in. Now the output jack area can be connected to the control cavity.
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stuff

A Fine Addition To My Collection

How did General Grievous get all those light sabers?

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music

Stuparena by Los Disturbados

This is so well done!

I can feel it all start slipping away macarena

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stuff

Corn Maze

Stoled from Reddit (prolly stoled from somewhere else)