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Service Industry

If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?

IHOP

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Llama

If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tibet, and a Llama with two L’s is a camel type animal… What’s a three L Lama?

A big fire in Boston.

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Guitars

How To Make Guitar Cable

Now I want to make cables lol

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Guitars

Brian May’s Guitar

Watch Brian May talk about his guitar that he built.

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Horse

Where does a horse go when it’s sick?

The horse-pital

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Say Grace

My wife stopped me from taking my first bite at the restaurant, saying that we need to pray first.

“Nah, there’s no need” I replied.

“But why?” she asked. “We always pray at home when I cook dinner.”

“Because I think we’ll be fine here, the chef knows what he’s doing.”

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Pregnant Girlfriend

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor : Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.

One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!

Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..

Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please.