If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
IHOP
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
IHOP
If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tibet, and a Llama with two L’s is a camel type animal… What’s a three L Lama?
A big fire in Boston.
Now I want to make cables lol
Watch Brian May talk about his guitar that he built.
Where does a horse go when it’s sick?
The horse-pital
My wife stopped me from taking my first bite at the restaurant, saying that we need to pray first.
“Nah, there’s no need” I replied.
“But why?” she asked. “We always pray at home when I cook dinner.”
“Because I think we’ll be fine here, the chef knows what he’s doing.”
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.
One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please.