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Whorehouse

What do you call children born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

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Chips

I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.

He told me to fuck off and buy my own chips.

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stuff

Stormtroopers

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music

INXS – Don’t Change

One of my favorite songs

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music

Pink Floyd – Coming Back To Life

This is definitely my favorite “post Waters Floyd” song.

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Jokes

Listening

My wife yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”

I thought, “Man, what a weird way to start a conversation.”