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So much bad ass!
Two guys got mad at me because I called them as hipsters. Apparently, “conjoined twins” is the PC term for them.
I like this tune https://youtu.be/o0Pt7M0weUI
A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then….. he said with a deep sigh” …………
“Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box
Kids say the darndest things.
Such a good song. Too bad it’s like syncing.
Stevie T absolutely CRUSHES careless whisper on guitar!
Teacher: I’m sorry, but your son has flunked the third grade. I thought the news should come from you instead of me.
Parent: I’m not sure how to break the news to him.
Teacher: Better do it slowly so the little dumbass can understand it.
Stoled from reddit who prolly stoled it from somewhere else.
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