This has to be one of the greatest song openings ever!
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Month: February 2018
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Valentine’s Day
My wife just called me and said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine’s Day. They are absolutely gorgeous!”
I replied, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”
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Royal Blood – Look Like You Know
This is a new song from a cool band.
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Primal Scream – Motley Crue
This is the best Crue song you never heard of. This was buried on a greatest hits CD.
A blind man walks into a bar.
After ordering a drink, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”