I used to date some twins back in the day. Wonder how I can tell them apart?
Janet always wears a red bow on her shirt and Tom has a dick.
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Sex Panther Update
9 months later…
Here we are today. Plans are the same but different. I’m still working on the original plans, but instead of modifying the old body, I bought a new one that is already painted!
The website Guitar Fetish sells imported guitar kits and guitar parts (bodies, necks, etc). They had a sale recently and I dropped the hammer. A pink sparkly hammer.
Here is a quick video showing the sparkles
It looks cool with the neck too!
The next step is to take a router to that beauty.
This is pretty epic!
What’s blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue.
What is something your wife can say that will make you happy and angry at the same time?
Your brother’s dick is smaller than yours.
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Shipwrecked
A man is traveling on the sea when a storm blows and wrecks his ship. The man wakes up on the shore of a deserted island with only his loyal pet dog and a wild island pig.
After a month of not having a woman, the man starts to eye the pig. When he starts to caress the pig, the dog gets aggressive and starts to bite the man so he has to stop. A couple weeks later while the dog is sleeping he starts to try the pig again, but the dog wakes up and attacks him again.
A few weeks later, a beautiful blond woman washes ashore. The man is ecstatic and runs to the woman! He says “I need you to come here and hold this dog still!”
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Mind Control
I invented a thought controlled air freshener.
How does it work you say?
It makes a lot of scents if you think about it.
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Simpsons Theme Song
This is amazing!
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