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Chameleon

What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Funny Smell

Don’t you hate it when you’re driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick it out the window and you drive for a couple more miles and smell something funny and you look over onto the back seat and sure enough, grandma is fingering herself again.

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Starter Pistol

I just heard some people at the track got shot with a starter pistol!

Police say it’s race related.