What’s the difference between humans and a bullet?
Humans miss John Lennon
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Whorehouse
What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.
He told me to fuck off and buy my own chips.
As a kid,i used to lay in my twin bed wondering where my brother was.
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Cheese Grater
Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as the most violent book she ever read!
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Santa-palegic
What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?
Canta Plaus
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Yo mamma so fat
Yo mamma so fat… I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
What’s the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick?
You don’t peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it!
What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don’t cry when I’m cutting up the hooker.