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Thesaurus

I bought the worlds worst thesaurus last week. Not only is it terrible, but it is terrible.

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Colorblind

I just found out I’m colorblind!  The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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Rorschach Test

How come when i google image search “rorschach test”, i just see 40 images of my parents fighting?

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Humans and Bullet

What’s the difference between humans and a bullet?

Humans miss John Lennon

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Whorehouse

What do you call children born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

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Chips

I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.

He told me to fuck off and buy my own chips.

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Twin Bed

As a kid,i used to lay in my twin bed wondering where my brother was.

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Cheese Grater

Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as the most violent book she ever read!

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Santa-palegic

​What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus

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Yo mamma so fat

​Yo mamma so fat… I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.