gummibearheadsAs a wise man in the 1980s once said, time to paint the bass. I think he was talking about doughnuts not a bass, and he was making them, not painting them, but close enough.
I’m using rattle cans from Roth Metal Flake specifically… Cherry Pie base coat which is a metallic red. Over that, I’ll put some Cherry Pie glitter paint. This is clear paint with red glitter in it to give it some sparkle.
Anywho, tis a nice day outside so let’s get started. Read on to see what’s up.
My bass player friend in my band has a cool Spector Bass with EMG pickups. I think I wanna play some bass in the band so he can play harmonica. I want my bass to sound cool like his, so time for some upgrades.
My bass started out life as a Squire Classic Vibe ’70s Jazz Bass. This is a wicked bass for the money and has very few things that need upgrading.
Back in 2021-ish I did some work on it. Ilin addition to TLC, I swapped the bridge out for a high mass Hipshot Kickass bridge. I also replaced the shitty Squire tuning machines for some Chinesium Guyker ones from Amazon that are actually really nice.
Fast forward to 2025 and I decided to do some more work to it. Follow along with me as I…
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What’s the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a hooker with diarrhea?
One you shuck between fits, the other you….
What’s the difference between an elephant and a grape.
One of them is a grape.
My wife gave me some bad news today. She told me that my son is not actually mine.
She asked me to pay more attention at the school pickup line.
What do you call a can opener that’s broken?
Can’t opener
What did John Lennon and Yoko Ono say to their son Sean Lennon when he would not eat his vegetables?
All we are saying, is give peas a chance.
The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees, and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys, and phone”
This is amazing
What do you call the first person standing in a line?
“Next!”