Where do you take someone who gets injured playing peekaboo?
To the ICU!
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Prostitute
A man comes home and the wife exclaims “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WENT TO A PROSTITUTE!”
The husband tries to explain himself “honey, we haven’t had sex in months I have urges.”
The wife says “I’m not mad about that, I didn’t know you were willing to pay!”
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Fridge and Butt
What’s the difference between a fridge and a woman’s butt?
The fridge doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.
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Coming of Age
My son is becoming curious about the female body.
I guess its time to hide it somewhere else.
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Sex Panther Upgrade
Can’t leave well enough alone. I like Sex Panther a lot. There are some things that I would like to make it better.
I’ve been missing a Floyd Rose style guitar. While I do have Julius Prime, it’s not really a practical guitar lol.
What do I want to make better about Sex Panther?
- Paint – I wanted it to be pinker and more flashy.
- Headstock – the size and shape of the headstock are not really what I wanted.
- Tremolo – if you have a pink guitar, maybe it should be silly with a double locking Floyd Rose style tremolo
Let’s start with the neck…
I really want a 70’s strat style big headstock. I can paint it black and put a bigger Sex Panther logo on it. If it’s gonna be silly like that, might as well make it a reverse headstock lol.
Mighty Mite to the rescue. They have a perfect neck for me. 70’s reverse strat headstock, compound radius fretboard, satin finish!
I need to modify it for the locking nut.
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Remote Jamming with Helix and Jamulus
The Coronous virus pandamic is certainly having an effect on all of us. This may be the event of the century and has the potential of changing our lives in ways that could last many years. But it has especially hit gig workers hard because their work was difficult and sporatic to begin with. Many […]Remote Jamming with Helix and Jamulus
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Music Festival
This is great and so true!
I like to sing in my car, but only in reverse gear.
Iust be a backup singer.
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