The best thing about pooping in the morning with the door open is seeing everyone’s reaction at Starbucks!
The Making Of “Jessie’s Girl”
This is awesome! Who knew that Jessie was Rock Springfield’s drummer!
Guitar Setup Video
This is the best guitar setup video I have ever seen.
Grocery Store
A man at the grocery store goes to the checkout with a banana, an apple, and 2 eggs. The cashier says “You must be single.”
The man replies, “Yes I am, how did you know?”
The cashier says “Because you are ugly.”
Chest Pain
I was sitting on the sofa watching some TV last night, when my wife from the bedroom yelled, “Do you ever get pains in your chest like someone with a voodoo doll is stabbing it?” I replied, “No.”
Then she asked, “How about now?”
New Metal Band

Jazz Bass All Done*
The bass is all back together and works great! There were some hurdles along the way but it came out great.
The pickups sound awesome and the P Bass pick is super powerful and just what I wanted.



Still to do… My knobs didn’t fit so more are on the way. I did not counter sink the screws in the pick guard yet. One of the wires that came with the pickups is real short and I want to replace it. Kill switch pops pretty bad so I want to add resistors to hopefully quiet it down.
I’ll upload a sound demo later.
I got some new knobs and they look cool

Jazz Bass Pickguard
A Jazz bass has a few features that define it. One of them is two single coil pickups; one mounted in the body near the bridge, one mounted in the pickguard closer to the neck. I’m changing the one pickup to a Precision Bass humbucking pickup.
I need a new pickguard and I’m gonna make it myself. This turned out to be one of the most labor intensive jobs in the whole project. Read on
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Polishing The Jazz Bass
After painting and putting the clear on, it’s time to wet sand the clear coat flat and polish!
Read if you wanna see more
Joseph’s Machines
This is amazing!
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