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Fridge and Butt

What’s the difference between a fridge and a woman’s butt?

The fridge doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.

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Coming of Age

My son is becoming curious about the female body.

I guess its time to hide it somewhere else.

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Sex Panther Upgrade

Can’t leave well enough alone.  I like Sex Panther a lot.  There are some things that I would like to make it better.

I’ve been missing a Floyd Rose style guitar.  While I do have Julius Prime, it’s not really a practical guitar lol.

What do I want to make better about Sex Panther?

  • Paint – I wanted it to be pinker and more flashy.
  • Headstock – the size and shape of the headstock are not really what I wanted. 
  • Tremolo – if you have a pink guitar, maybe it should be silly with a double locking Floyd Rose style tremolo

Let’s start with the neck…

I really want a 70’s strat style big headstock.  I can paint it black and put a bigger Sex Panther logo on it.   If it’s gonna be silly like that, might as well make it a reverse headstock lol.

Mighty Mite to the rescue.  They have a perfect neck for me.  70’s reverse strat headstock, compound radius fretboard, satin finish!

I need to modify it for the locking nut.

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Remote Jamming with Helix and Jamulus

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Music Festival

This is great and so true!

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Singing

I like to sing in my car, but only in reverse gear.

Iust be a backup singer.

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Pooping

The best thing about pooping in the morning with the door open is seeing everyone’s reaction at Starbucks!

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The Making Of “Jessie’s Girl”

This is awesome!  Who knew that Jessie was Rock Springfield’s drummer!

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Guitar Setup Video

This is the best guitar setup video I have ever seen.

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Grocery Store

A man at the grocery store goes to the checkout with a banana, an apple, and 2 eggs.  The cashier says “You must be single.”

The man replies, “Yes I am, how did you know?”

The cashier says “Because you are ugly.”