A man is traveling on the sea when a storm blows and wrecks his ship.  The man wakes up on the shore of a deserted island with only his loyal pet dog and a wild island pig.

After a month of not having a woman, the man starts to eye the pig.  When he starts to caress the pig, the dog gets aggressive and starts to bite the man so he has to stop.  A couple weeks later while the dog is sleeping he starts to try the pig again, but the dog wakes up and attacks him again.

A few weeks later, a beautiful blond woman washes ashore.  The man is ecstatic and runs to the woman!  He says “I need you to come here and hold this dog still!”