A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos…”
Poof … He disappears without a tres.
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Bathroom Etiquette
Wife: Ewwwwwwwww! That’s gross!
Me: Sorry. I like to poop with the door open sometimes. It helps let the fresh air in.
Wife: You shouldn’t be pooping in the car at all!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!