What is the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an Indian.
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My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding.
She got so mad and said she’s never gonna play scrabble with me ever again.
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis.
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Baby Birds
If a bluebird has blue babies and a blackbird has black babies, what kind of bird has no babies?
A swallow!
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Unthinkable
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg.
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Gene manipulation
What do you get when you mix Goat DNA and Human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Mike Tyson was thinking the other day.
He yelled out, “Thomeone help me! I can’t thwim.”
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Donate Blood
Man: “When I donate blood I do not extract it myself. A nurse does it for me.”
Receptionist: “Yes, but this is a sperm bank and it doesn’t work that way.”
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Grief Counselor
My grief counselor died today.
Thankfully, he was so good that I don’t give a shit.
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Girlfriend
How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting too fat?
She fits in your wife’s clothes.