Can a joke about dinosaurs make you laugh?
You bet jurassic can!
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What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?
A reptile dysfunction.
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Starter Pistol
I just heard some people at the track got shot with a starter pistol!
Police say it’s race related.
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Girlfriend
My girlfriend said having a four inch penis is OK.
I still wish she didn’t have one.
What do you call spaghetti that hangs out on a street corner?
Pasta-tute.
A man is washing his car with his son.
The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
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Light bulb
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
One with a step-ladder. They’re short, not stupid.
A midget asks the librarian,”Do you have any books on midget discrimination?”
The librarian replies,”Top shelf”.
What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?
A midget spinner.
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn’t.