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Wife in Labor
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s going into labor!”
The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?”
He says, “No! This is her husband!”
A dad is washing the car with his son.
After a moment, the son asks his father, “Do you think we could use a sponge instead?”
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Dinosaur Joke
Can a joke about dinosaurs make you laugh?
You bet jurassic can!
What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?
A reptile dysfunction.
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Starter Pistol
I just heard some people at the track got shot with a starter pistol!
Police say it’s race related.
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Girlfriend
My girlfriend said having a four inch penis is OK.
I still wish she didn’t have one.
What do you call spaghetti that hangs out on a street corner?
Pasta-tute.
A man is washing his car with his son.
The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
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Light bulb
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
One with a step-ladder. They’re short, not stupid.