What do you call a hippie’s wide?
Mississippi.
Category: Jokes
Today I changed a lightbulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is such a joke.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his private parts on glitter?
It’s pretty nuts!
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Crash position
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
It’s how I roll 😎
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The gift that keeps on giving
If you want to give a friend a gift he is sure to love, give him a refrigerator and watch his face light up when he opens it.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
What is the least spoken language in history?
Sign language.
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?
He only comes down the chimney!
Why did the snowman drop his pants?
He heard a snowblower coming!
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Little Blue Pill
My wife asked me to bring home some of those pills to help give me an erection. I brought her some diet pills.