What do you call a chicken that is staring in lettuce?
Chicken ceas-a-salad!
Category: Jokes
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Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Stop yodeling.
At the pool today I peed in the deep end. The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle soooo loud that it startled me and I almost fell into the pool!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)
What do you call a female deer in a pickle patch?
Dilldoe
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Service Industry
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
IHOP
If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tibet, and a Llama with two L’s is a camel type animal… What’s a three L Lama?
A big fire in Boston.
Where does a horse go when it’s sick?
The horse-pital
My wife stopped me from taking my first bite at the restaurant, saying that we need to pray first.
“Nah, there’s no need” I replied.
“But why?” she asked. “We always pray at home when I cook dinner.”
“Because I think we’ll be fine here, the chef knows what he’s doing.”
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Pregnant Girlfriend
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.
One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please.