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Jokes

Farmer Interview

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-09-03

A reportedlr is interviewing a dairy Farmer about his

Interviewer: How much water do they drink a day?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black one.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer: Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine.

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Chameleon

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-08-17

What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Don’t you hate it when you’re driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick it out the window and you drive for a couple more miles and smell something funny and you look over onto the back seat and sure enough, grandma is fingering herself again.

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Starter Pistol

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-08-03

I just heard some people at the track got shot with a starter pistol!

Police say it’s race related.

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Girlfriend

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-07-29

My girlfriend said having a four inch penis is OK.

I still wish she didn’t have one.

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Jokes

Spaghetti

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-07-29

What do you call spaghetti that hangs out on a street corner?

Pasta-tute.

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Speeding

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-06-27

A blonde gets pulled over for speeding. The cop is also a blonde.
Cop: “Let me see your driver’s license.”
Driver: “What’s that?”
Cop: “A square thing with your picture on it.”
Blonde fumbles through her purse, finds a mirror, sees herself in it, and hands it to the cop.
Cop looks at it, hands it back and says, “I’m gonna let you go without a ticket. I didn’t know you were a cop.”