How do you make a net?
Sew a bunch of holes together.
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Step Ladder
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus last week. Not only is it terrible, but it is terrible.
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Colorblind
I just found out I’m colorblind! The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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Rorschach Test
How come when i google image search “rorschach test”, i just see 40 images of my parents fighting?
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Humans and Bullet
What’s the difference between humans and a bullet?
Humans miss John Lennon
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Blind Prostitute
I picked up this partially blind prostitute a few nights ago. She told me I was the biggest she’s had. I told her you’re pulling my leg.
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Whorehouse
What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.
He told me to fuck off and buy my own chips.
My wife yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”
I thought, “Man, what a weird way to start a conversation.”