Did you hear the secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked ?
They have to tell “Donald Duck!”
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Author: Mark
I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom. On the floor was a note saying, “I can’t stand the critism anymore.”
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe. As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, “That’s not how you spell criticism.”
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Awesome dude!
This guy is pretty cool. He probably had no idea what the guy was saying, or he is trolling everyone.
https://youtu.be/ML9ssR9EZmk
I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it’s because she’s cute with big brown eyes. But it’s really because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle.
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Dinosaur Jr – Pieces
Such a great song!
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Crispy Wings from the Oven
Wings from. Serious Eats are very good. Recipe is in the video.
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Alter Bridge – Addicted to Pain
Kick ass song!
This saved me some time today.
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So much bad ass!
Two guys got mad at me because I called them as hipsters. Apparently, “conjoined twins” is the PC term for them.
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