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The Revivalists – Wish I Knew You

I like this tune https://youtu.be/o0Pt7M0weUI

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Jigsaw Puzzle

​A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then….. he said with a deep sigh” …………

“Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box

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Tornado

Kids say the darndest things.

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Santana – Winning

Such a good song.  Too bad it’s like syncing.

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Careless Whisper GUITAR COVER

Stevie T absolutely CRUSHES careless whisper on guitar!

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3rd Grade

Teacher: I’m sorry, but your son has flunked the third grade. I thought the news should come from you instead of me.

Parent: I’m not sure how to break the news to him.

Teacher: Better do it slowly so the little dumbass can understand it.

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How to solve a Rubik’s Cube

Stoled from reddit who prolly stoled it from somewhere else.

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Santa-palegic

​What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus

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Funeral Home

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral.  She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. 

He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” 

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one. 

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. 

“Actually” he said, “it didn’t cost anything.

The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So… I switched the heads”

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Yo mamma so fat

​Yo mamma so fat… I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.