I invented a thought controlled air freshener.
How does it work you say?
It makes a lot of scents if you think about it.
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Author: Mark
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Simpsons Theme Song
This is amazing!
I’m trying to respect other cultures more. To do it, I’ve been saying mucho to my Mexican friends lately.
It really means a lot to them.
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Modern Cruise Ships
Where do you take someone who gets injured playing peekaboo?
To the ICU!
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Prostitute
A man comes home and the wife exclaims “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WENT TO A PROSTITUTE!”
The husband tries to explain himself “honey, we haven’t had sex in months I have urges.”
The wife says “I’m not mad about that, I didn’t know you were willing to pay!”
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Fridge and Butt
What’s the difference between a fridge and a woman’s butt?
The fridge doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.
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Coming of Age
My son is becoming curious about the female body.
I guess its time to hide it somewhere else.
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