The guy who makes these is incredible!
One of the commenters said this should be a Superbowl halftime show and they are right!
The guy who makes these is incredible!
One of the commenters said this should be a Superbowl halftime show and they are right!
What language do cats speak?
Purrrrr-sian
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
“I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. “I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.”
“The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.”
“And what about the third rose?” she asked.
“That’s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.”
A grasshopper walks into a bar and takes a seat. The grasshopper says “man I’m really depressed”.
The bartender says “I have a drink named after you that should cheer you up!”
The grasshopper says “You have a drink named Fred!?!”
A man looking for company hires a budget escort for $5. The next morning the man discovered he now has a case of the crabs.
The man confronts the lady and said ” you gave me crabs!”
The lady replied, “what did you want? Lobster?”
What do you call a house during a full moon?
A were-house
This is a neat video about a neat sign company in Wildwood NJ.
This kid is awesome! Terry “Evil Knievel” Bolinger from Indianapolis.
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