My wife yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”
I thought, “Man, what a weird way to start a conversation.”
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As a kid,i used to lay in my twin bed wondering where my brother was.
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Secret Service
Did you hear the secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked ?
They have to tell “Donald Duck!”
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Santa-palegic
What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?
Canta Plaus
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
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That’s a nice ham you have there. It would be a shame if somebody put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end.
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Pay Attention
My wife yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”
What a weird way to start a conversation!
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Captain Obvious
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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Fish Headache
What did the fish say after he swam into a concrete wall?
Dam!
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Sausage-phobia
What do people with sausage phobia have in common with pessimists?
The both fear the wurst.