This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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Tag: clean
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus last week. Not only is it terrible, but it is terrible.
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Colorblind
I just found out I’m colorblind! The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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Rorschach Test
How come when i google image search “rorschach test”, i just see 40 images of my parents fighting?
My wife yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”
I thought, “Man, what a weird way to start a conversation.”
As a kid,i used to lay in my twin bed wondering where my brother was.
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Secret Service
Did you hear the secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked ?
They have to tell “Donald Duck!”
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Santa-palegic
What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?
Canta Plaus
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
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That’s a nice ham you have there. It would be a shame if somebody put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end.