What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn’t.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.

Why did the old lady fall in the well.

Because she didn’t see that well.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

How do you make a net?

Sew a bunch of holes together.

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

I bought the worlds worst thesaurus last week. Not only is it terrible, but it is terrible.

I just found out I’m colorblind!  The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

How come when i google image search “rorschach test”, i just see 40 images of my parents fighting?