My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding.
She got so mad and said she’s never gonna play scrabble with me ever again.
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What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis.
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Unthinkable
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg.
Mike Tyson was thinking the other day.
He yelled out, “Thomeone help me! I can’t thwim.”
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Dear Satan
Dear Satan, for Christmas I would like you to cure my dislexia.
Doctor: Well, it looks like you are pregnant.
Woman: Oh my God, I’m pregnant?!
Doctor: No, it just looks like you are.
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Flat Earth
The only thing flat earthers have to fear…is sphere itself!
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Dinosaur Joke
Can a joke about dinosaurs make you laugh?
You bet jurassic can!
A blonde gets pulled over for speeding. The cop is also a blonde.
Cop: “Let me see your driver’s license.”
Driver: “What’s that?”
Cop: “A square thing with your picture on it.”
Blonde fumbles through her purse, finds a mirror, sees herself in it, and hands it to the cop.
Cop looks at it, hands it back and says, “I’m gonna let you go without a ticket. I didn’t know you were a cop.”
A man is washing his car with his son.
The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”