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Dinosaur Joke
Can a joke about dinosaurs make you laugh?
You bet jurassic can!
A blonde gets pulled over for speeding. The cop is also a blonde.
Cop: “Let me see your driver’s license.”
Driver: “What’s that?”
Cop: “A square thing with your picture on it.”
Blonde fumbles through her purse, finds a mirror, sees herself in it, and hands it to the cop.
Cop looks at it, hands it back and says, “I’m gonna let you go without a ticket. I didn’t know you were a cop.”
A man is washing his car with his son.
The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn’t.
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Scuba Divers
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.
Why did the old lady fall in the well.
Because she didn’t see that well.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
How do you make a net?
Sew a bunch of holes together.