My wife left me a note on the fridge that said “It’s not working. I’m leaving to stay at my parents house”
I called her and said “Please come home… The fridge works fine!”
My wife left me a note on the fridge that said “It’s not working. I’m leaving to stay at my parents house”
I called her and said “Please come home… The fridge works fine!”
I went to McDonald’s today and ordered 2 large french fries. They messed up and gave me like 75 regular sized french fries.
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia!
There are 6.02×10^23 guacas in a guacamole. That is Avacados Number.
What do you call a hippie’s wide?
Mississippi.
Today I changed a lightbulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is such a joke.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
It’s how I roll 😎
If you want to give a friend a gift he is sure to love, give him a refrigerator and watch his face light up when he opens it.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
What is the least spoken language in history?
Sign language.