What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia!

There are 6.02×10^23 guacas in a guacamole. That is Avacados Number.

What do you call a hippie’s wide?

Mississippi.

Today I changed a lightbulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.

My life is such a joke.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

It’s how I roll 😎

If you want to give a friend a gift he is sure to love, give him a refrigerator and watch his face light up when he opens it.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

What is the least spoken language in history?

Sign language.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.