I just found out I’m colorblind! The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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I just found out I’m colorblind! The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
How come when i google image search “rorschach test”, i just see 40 images of my parents fighting?
What’s the difference between humans and a bullet?
Humans miss John Lennon
I picked up this partially blind prostitute a few nights ago. She told me I was the biggest she’s had. I told her you’re pulling my leg.
What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.
He told me to fuck off and buy my own chips.
One of my favorite songs
This is definitely my favorite “post Waters Floyd” song.
My wife yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”
I thought, “Man, what a weird way to start a conversation.”
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