I bought the worlds worst thesaurus last week. Not only is it terrible, but it is terrible.
Author: Mark
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Colorblind
I just found out I’m colorblind! The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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Rorschach Test
How come when i google image search “rorschach test”, i just see 40 images of my parents fighting?
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Humans and Bullet
What’s the difference between humans and a bullet?
Humans miss John Lennon
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Blind Prostitute
I picked up this partially blind prostitute a few nights ago. She told me I was the biggest she’s had. I told her you’re pulling my leg.
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Whorehouse
What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.
He told me to fuck off and buy my own chips.
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Stormtroopers
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INXS – Don’t Change
One of my favorite songs
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Pink Floyd – Coming Back To Life
This is definitely my favorite “post Waters Floyd” song.
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