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Vangaurd

Fixing My Router Boo Boo

While I was routing the body for the Floyd Rose tremolo, my router bit slipped out of the chuck and dug in too far. It went in about 1/4″.

The boo boo was in an area that is not functional and wouldn’t be seen, but I wanted to fix it anyway. My plan is to…

  • Square up the boo boo
  • Level the bottom out
  • Make a piece of wood to fit
  • Glue in the block
  • Trim it off and smooth it out
  • Fill any cracks or gaps with bondo
The boo boo with pencil lines drawn on to square it up.
I used some sharp chisels to remove the bulk. I stayed away from the lines so I can come back and shave it down.
I cut right up to the lines.
I used my router plane to smooth out the bottom for a nice flat glue joint
I fit a small hunk of pine into the recess. I used pine because it’s easy to work with and it’s in a hidden area.
Some glue, a clamp, and a few hours will make it permanent.
A few minutes with chisels and the router plane and it is good as new. Well not like new, but a lot better than it was.
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Wheelwright / Wagon Building

This guy has a business in Montana building and repairing wagons and wheels. For his YouTube channel, he makes great videos and explains everything. The process of doing what he does is fascinating.

This is the final video in his series of building a HUGE wagon.

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stuff

Seriously?

Little guy does not approve of this one…

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Vangaurd

Plugging Holes

I plugged all the holes in the guitar body. I don’t think I will use any of the old screw holes, plus I am moving the strap button, and the output jack is moved. Plug them all!

Also there was a screw with a twisted off head that needs to come out.

A busted screw that needs to come out. This will be a piece of cake!
The little $#¶$! was a royal pain to remove
Plug the old output jack and pickup ring screw holes
Plug the tremolo cover screws
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Jokes

A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar…

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender slides him a beer and says “That will be $11. We don’t get many gorillas coming in here.”

The gorilla says “With the prices you charge, I’m not surprised!”

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Jokes

Yo Momma

Your mom is so short, when she went to the zoo, it was animal crackers!

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Vangaurd

Mocking Up The Vanguard

I finished a couple little jobs like drilling for the tremolo posts, and increasing the hole size for the kill switch. Next is mocking up to make sure stuff fits and lines up.

I installed the tremolo posts and tremolo. I installed the killswitch, volume pot, and pickup selector switch.

I used some string to approximate the guitar strings and the tremolo lines up real good.

Looking secksy
It looks cool with the neck back on!

Next steps are prepping for paint and re-fretting the neck.

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music

Steel Panther

These guys are a national treasure and should be honored as such!

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Jokes

Vasectomy

I don’t want anymore kids, so I went to get a vasectomy. It didn’t work because the kids were still there when I got home.

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Vangaurd

Output Jack Wiring

After moving the output jack, I drilled a 1/8″ pilot hole to the pickup area. I then used a 12″ long 5/16″ bit to make the hole bigger.

I ran into a problem and could not get the holes to connect. I bought an 18″ long drill bit and went to work.

Turns out the first hole drifted off course which is why it didn’t connect. Then I drilled too far and it came out the back. Ugh.

After the bit came out the back I realized what happened and connected the holes. It’s a bit uglier than I wanted but no big deal. It won’t show.

Big mama jamma drill bit!
Whoops. The drill wandered and came out in the back spring cavity. I’ll plug it and it will be covered. No biggie.
The holes connect now. A bit ugly, but it’s mine.