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Leftovers

My kids refused to eat the leftover tacos, so my wife asked me to throw them out.

I did. Now I have no idea what to do with the tacos.

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Smart Guy

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Separation

My wife left me a note on the fridge that said “It’s not working. I’m leaving to stay at my parents house”

I called her and said “Please come home… The fridge works fine!”

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Vangaurd

Routing for Tremolo

The original tremolo on the Kramer was surface mounted. This is just how it was done back then.

I want to install the new one the modern way. This allows the pitch to be raised as well as lowering. This is accomplished by removing all the wood under the tremolo. The tremolo comes with studs/pivots that are raised. At the end of the day, the tremolo is in the same spot.

Floyd Rose gives a handy dandy measurement for routing the body to fit the tremolo. I recreated the part I need in SketchUp and printed it full size (thanks JoJo!) And taped it to the guitar in the correct position. After that, I used some pieces of straight wood to act as guides for the bearing on my trim router bit.





The full size layout of the tremolo cavity.
Some wood used to guide the router bit. This is the first of 3 setups to complete the job.

Next step, wood chips!

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The Loner

A blonde gets a job as a high school physical education teacher. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

‘You ok?’ she says.

‘Yes.’ he says.

‘You can go and play with the other kids you know’ she says.

‘It’s best I stay here.’ he says.

‘Why’s that sweetie?’ says the blonde.

The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the Goalie!”

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You’ve Got Mail

So I was using my phone to record more farts and I sent one to my friend in a text message. He sent me back a reply just as I was recording a new one. The new one is named…

You’ve Got Mail

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Some guys walk into a bar…

A bunch of guys walk into a bar..

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese,

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Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!

This is a good one. I call it…

Dragster

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D.N.A.

What does D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexia Association

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Zombies