Wife: Ewwwwwwwww! That’s gross!
Me: Sorry. I like to poop with the door open sometimes. It helps let the fresh air in.
Wife: You shouldn’t be pooping in the car at all!
Wife: Ewwwwwwwww! That’s gross!
Me: Sorry. I like to poop with the door open sometimes. It helps let the fresh air in.
Wife: You shouldn’t be pooping in the car at all!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!