such a cool tune!
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Donate Blood
Man: “When I donate blood I do not extract it myself. A nurse does it for me.”
Receptionist: “Yes, but this is a sperm bank and it doesn’t work that way.”
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Easy – Faith No More
This is WAY better than the original
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Always and Never – Coheed and Cambria
A beauty-ful song!
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Back Alley
He told me to go to the back door, down the dark alley and give the woman there 20 bucks. So I go outside and hand a 20 to the woman there and started getting busy.
After a few minutes, a cop walks past and shines a flashlight on us and says “What the hell are you doing?” and I said “Having sex with my wife.” He said “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that was your wife.” and I said “Neither did I till you shined a light on her.”
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Asshole – Denis Leary
Such an A S S hole
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Wish You Were Here – Pink Floyd
Best song ever? I think so.
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What’s a Knifewall?
If you who Paul Sellers is, you will find this interesting. Paul talks about the term Knifewall and how it came about.
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Grief Counselor
My grief counselor died today.
Thankfully, he was so good that I don’t give a shit.
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Girlfriend
How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting too fat?
She fits in your wife’s clothes.