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Chest Pain

I was sitting on the sofa watching some TV last night, when my wife from the bedroom yelled, “Do you ever get pains in your chest like someone with a voodoo doll is stabbing it?” I replied, “No.”

Then she asked, “How about now?”

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New Metal Band

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Jazz Bass

Jazz Bass All Done*

The bass is all back together and works great!  There were some hurdles along the way but it came out great.

The pickups sound awesome and the P Bass pick is super powerful and just what I wanted.

Still to do…  My knobs didn’t fit so more are on the way.  I did not counter sink the screws in the pick guard yet.  One of the wires that came with the pickups is real short and I want to replace it.  Kill switch pops pretty bad so I want to add resistors to hopefully quiet it down.

I’ll upload a sound demo later.

I got some new knobs and they look cool

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Jazz Bass

Jazz Bass Pickguard

A Jazz bass has a few features that define it.  One of them is two single coil pickups; one mounted in the body near the bridge, one mounted in the pickguard closer to the neck.  I’m changing the one pickup to a Precision Bass humbucking pickup.

I need a new pickguard and I’m gonna make it myself.  This turned out to be one of the most labor intensive jobs in the whole project.  Read on

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Jazz Bass

Polishing The Jazz Bass

After painting and putting the clear on, it’s time to wet sand the clear coat flat and polish!

Read if you wanna see more

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Joseph’s Machines

This is amazing!

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Jazz Bass

Jazz Bass – Clear Coat

Today is a nice day… A nice day to make the bass look cooler!  I sprayed the clear coat on the bass.

Read on for pics and more info.

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Bassist

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Vangaurd

Headstock Logo For Kramer

Since I have a Cricut machine now and I’m painting my bass, I figure it’s a good time to finish the headstock on the Kramer Vanguard.  Astute readers will remember that I named the guitar Julius Prime which is an amalgamation of two names I considered; Orange Julius, and Optimus Prime.

I wanted to incorporate an orange with a mean face, that is part cyborg with an eye similar to the Terminator or Cyborg on Teen Titans.  Problem was I didn’t feel like spending time designing this.  Fast forward to 2025 and AI comes to the rescue.

Read on to see more…

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Guitars Jazz Bass stuff

Cherry Papa 🍒

I want to put a name on the face of the headstock.  I decided to name the bass CherryPapa.  It’s kind of a play on “cherry popper” and being old “papa”.  I think a red sparkly thing looks kind of 70’s like my old motorcycle helmet when I was a kid, so I want some kind of 70’s style writing like you would see on the side of a van.

Read on if you want to see more…