gummibearheadsA parrot swallows one of his owner’s Viagra tablets. His owner is disgusted, puts him in the freezer for 30 minutes to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer door, he finds the parrot sweating. “Why are you sweating?” he asks.
The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
Is this the most heavy metal song name or what?
I fixed up my friend’s guitar for him. It came out really cool. Check it out!
See the guitar here!
OK, this looks pretty awesome!
Stoled from Reddit
A cool tune from Richie Kotzen and Adrian Smith. Who knew Adrian Smith could sing!?!?
My wife came up to me the other day and said “Do these jeans make me look fat?”
I said “Do you promise not to get mad at me no matter what I say?”
“Yes”
“Okay, I fucked your sister.”
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia!
I called a couple people hipsters and they got mad at me. They like to be called conjoined twins instead.
This made me laugh too much. The thought of this chicken looking at himself in the mirror after a workout. Or when he’s at the beach and other meathead chickens complimenting him on his toned arms. 
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