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Net

How do you make a net?

Sew a bunch of holes together.

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Step Ladder

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

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Thesaurus

I bought the worlds worst thesaurus last week. Not only is it terrible, but it is terrible.

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Colorblind

I just found out I’m colorblind!  The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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Rorschach Test

How come when i google image search “rorschach test”, i just see 40 images of my parents fighting?

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Humans and Bullet

What’s the difference between humans and a bullet?

Humans miss John Lennon

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Blind Prostitute

I picked up this partially blind prostitute a few nights ago. She told me I was the biggest she’s had. I told her you’re pulling my leg.

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Whorehouse

What do you call children born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

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Chips

I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.

He told me to fuck off and buy my own chips.

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