Author: Mark

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-09-03

I’ve always been interested in woodworking, I just never had the equipment and space. I always thought you need table saw, jointer, surface planner, routers and gobs of other expensive machines to do it.

A while back I found the YouTube channel of a guy named Paul Sellers. Paul is an old school furniture maker and does so using primary I’ll hand tools. Now he runs a woodworking school and publishes books and tons of social media content (blogs, and videos). His series of videos on making a joiners mallet inspired me to give it a shot. I borrowed a couple hand planes from my dad, and bought a cheap set of chisels from Harbor Freight and went to town.

I quickly found out if I want to do stuff like this, I need a workbench much better than my little Black and Decker workmate.

I decided to build a Roubo style workbench. I was going to make it out of cheap framing lumber, and I was going to do it with mostly hand tools.

Fast forward to now. I have a pile of lumber in my basement, and cleaned out a corner.

Jokes

Chameleon

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-08-17

What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Funny Smell

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-08-04

Don’t you hate it when you’re driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick it out the window and you drive for a couple more miles and smell something funny and you look over onto the back seat and sure enough, grandma is fingering herself again.

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Starter Pistol

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-08-03

I just heard some people at the track got shot with a starter pistol!

Police say it’s race related.

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Girlfriend

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-07-29

My girlfriend said having a four inch penis is OK.

I still wish she didn’t have one.

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Spaghetti

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-07-29

What do you call spaghetti that hangs out on a street corner?

Pasta-tute.

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Jokes

Speeding

Post author By Mark
Post date 2017-06-27

A blonde gets pulled over for speeding. The cop is also a blonde.
Cop: “Let me see your driver’s license.”
Driver: “What’s that?”
Cop: “A square thing with your picture on it.”
Blonde fumbles through her purse, finds a mirror, sees herself in it, and hands it to the cop.
Cop looks at it, hands it back and says, “I’m gonna let you go without a ticket. I didn’t know you were a cop.”