Why did the old lady fall in the well.
Because she didn’t see that well.
Author: Mark
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
How do you make a net?
Sew a bunch of holes together.
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