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Jokes

Weddings

Do you know why melons need to have large weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Jokes

Witches

A witch was riding her broom when she noticed all the other witches were riding vacuum cleaners.

She thought to herself “does anyone know how to drive a stick anymore?”

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Vangaurd

New Tuning Machines For Vangaurd

After filling the old screw holes, I installed the new tuning machines to make sure they fit right. I also drilled pilot holes for the screws.

The tuning machines are Grover Rotomatic 18:1 tuners. They are the non locking type cause I have a locking nut for this guitar.

These pretty much fit the old Schaller ones from the 1980s. The only thing that didn’t line up was the screw holes. They are all 1/32″ or so off which is why I filled the old screw holes.

You can see how close the screw holes were.
New ones from the front.
New ones from the back.

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stuff

Autocorrect Fail

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Vangaurd

Neck And Fretboard Work

Time for some work on the neck and fretboard!

I gave the whole neck a good sanding to smooth things out and remove some age marks. I also sanded the headstock where it will be painted to rough up the paint (I’m not going to strip it). I filled the timing machine screw holes with toothpicks. I pulled out the old plastic fretboard dots and put in some cool red jasper stone dots. Then sanded the whole shebang and put a coat of oil on.

Glued in some toothpicks. I’ll trim them off later when the glue dries. The new tuner holes are a teensy bit different.
A small drill bit and a small chisel pops the old boring plastic dots out.

The new dots are a bit larger than the old ones (a good thing). Opened up the hole using increasingly larger drill bits. The drill is in reverse so it doesn’t dig in. Then I filled the holes with CA glue.

The holes are opened up and filled with some CA glue to make the holes a bit more shallow.
The new dots are glued in! I’ll send them down and polish them later.

After some sanding, the dots are nice and smooth! After a coat of lemon oil, the fretboard and dots look awesome!

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Vangaurd

No More Frets!

The Vanguard neck is now fretless. I think this will be the very first fretless flying V with a Floyd Rose!

Actually, it’s getting new stainless steel frets that will be smooth and sexy. It’s also getting new fretboard markers that are way less lamer.

Lucky it’s over 18 so it’s ok to post nude pics 😋
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music

Fat Old Sun – David Gilmour (Solo 😲)

I’m sure I’ve heard this before, but HOLY FUCK. The guitar solo in this song is KILLER and may be my new favorite!

Give this a listen.

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music

Stray Cat Strut – Alexi Laiho

This is cool as hell!

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Jokes

Which Viewpoint?

Optimist: the glass is 1/2 full

Pessimist: the glass is 1/2 empty

Excel: 2-Jan

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stuff

Loooong Meow

This is a good one, with a surprise at the end