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Sex Panther Tele

Stripped Color Tele Body

The Tele body came with some yellow stain and lacquer as a finish. I need to strip it off so I can fill the grain and some holes around the knots and stuff. The goal of this is to make the wood really smooth so it ends up smooth and shiny at the end.

I used a random orbit sander to remove the bulk of existing. Lucky it was thin and came off quickly.

Next I will do some grain filler.

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Sex Panther Tele

Pink Telecaster

Change of plans with my Telecaster guitar build. I’m going to do some customizing of the guitar body. I also decided to go for a more smooth finish instead of the “barn” kinda finish.

I also consulted with my wife boss about the color. She is not a fan of the yellow and suggested pink! I’m sold!

I like the look of the wood grain and decided to stick with a transparent color. I found a minwax stain in a cool pink color at Lowes. I think it looks really sweet!

Minwax Blossom Pink semi transparent stain

I also get a kick out of naming these guitars. The wife has great suggestions and threw out Pink Panther. I took that name and twisted it a bit and decided on “Sex Panther”. If you need an explanation..

  • 60% of the time, it stays in tune every time
  • It’s made with bits of real panther so you know it’s good.
  • It’s a formidable sound. It stings the ears…in a good way.
  • Let’s go see if we can make this kitty purr
  • What is that sound?!? It’s the sound of desire m-lady.

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Inverted Controls

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Top Kitty

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Cool Hair

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Spider Prank

Scaring mommy with spiders is so fun!

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music

The Winery Dogs – I Fooled Around And Fell In Love

This is soooooo good.

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Paperwork

They should have used chocolate ice cream.
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Nickelback San Quentin

Pat Finnerty is a great human.

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Jokes

Giving Birth

A woman is giving birth. She pushes and pushes and finally the baby pops free. The doctor holds the baby up by its feet and declares, “it’s a handsome baby boy!”

He then punches it in the head, throws it against the wall and runs over and jumps on it with both feet.

The horrified mother screams, “my baby! You’re killing my baby!”

To which the doctor replies, “I’m just fucking with you. It was already dead.”