Author: Mark

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Cool Hair

Post author By Mark
Post date 2022-10-23

stuff

Spider Prank

Post author By Mark
Post date 2022-10-22

Scaring mommy with spiders is so fun!

music

The Winery Dogs – I Fooled Around And Fell In Love

Post author By Mark
Post date 2022-10-19

This is soooooo good.

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Paperwork

Post author By Mark
Post date 2022-10-18

They should have used chocolate ice cream.

music stuff

Nickelback San Quentin

Post author By Mark
Post date 2022-10-15

Pat Finnerty is a great human.

Jokes

Giving Birth

Post author By Mark
Post date 2022-10-13

A woman is giving birth. She pushes and pushes and finally the baby pops free. The doctor holds the baby up by its feet and declares, “it’s a handsome baby boy!”

He then punches it in the head, throws it against the wall and runs over and jumps on it with both feet.

The horrified mother screams, “my baby! You’re killing my baby!”

To which the doctor replies, “I’m just fucking with you. It was already dead.”

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Jokes

Checkup

Post author By Mark
Post date 2022-10-10

My doctor said I can play with myself anytime I want!

My wife tells me that’s not what “you could have a stroke at any moment” means.

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People Are Eating Children In This Area!

Post author By Mark
Post date 2022-10-09

Sex Panther Tele

I was watching a guitar building video on YouTube and the person used a pine Telecaster body that looked cool. He bought it from an eBay seller named nomoonlaser. On a whim I decided to look them up and bid the minimum on a cool body. I won 😁

Time to build a Telecaster! I’m taking my time on this one.

Here are some photos of the body. It is sprayed with yellow lacquer and I LOVE the look of it. This sucker is gonna get a maple neck with a strat shaped headstock, a humbucker in the bridge, and all black hardware.