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Cans

What do you call a can opener that’s broken?

Can’t opener

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Veggies

What did John Lennon and Yoko Ono say to their son Sean Lennon when he would not eat his vegetables?

All we are saying, is give peas a chance.

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Kid Song

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees, and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys, and phone”