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Vangaurd

Kramer Vanguard Guitar

I’ve always wanted a flying V guitar. My friend gave me an old one that he had laying around for a bunch of years.

This is the assembled guitar. My friend wanted to convert it to a hardtail and disassembled it and then lost interest.

Assuming all the parts he gave me are correct, it’s a Kramer Vangaurd. The serial number on the neckplate dates it to 1985-1986 according to vintagekramer.com. The included pickups are Schaller brand which jives with the date. The tuners are also Schaller and are stamped with “Made in W. Germany”. The tremolo is a licensed Floyd Rose.

This page has some info on Kramer Vangaurd

I want to put a cool flashy paint job on it and some newer parts to get it back into playing shape.

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Jokes

Viagra + Parrot

A parrot swallows one of his owner’s Viagra tablets. His owner is disgusted, puts him in the freezer for 30 minutes to cool off.

Later when he opens the freezer door, he finds the parrot sweating. “Why are you sweating?” he asks.

The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”

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music

Hellfire Thunderbolt – KK’s Priest

Is this the most heavy metal song name or what?

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Guitars stuff

Fendré Smashöcaster Guitar Rehab

I fixed up my friend’s guitar for him. It came out really cool. Check it out!
See the guitar here!

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stuff

Mortal Kombat Movie

OK, this looks pretty awesome!

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stuff

Swiss Army


Stoled from Reddit

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music

Smith/Kotzen – Scars

A cool tune from Richie Kotzen and Adrian Smith. Who knew Adrian Smith could sing!?!?

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Jokes

Jeans

My wife came up to me the other day and said “Do these jeans make me look fat?”

I said “Do you promise not to get mad at me no matter what I say?”

“Yes”

“Okay, I fucked your sister.”

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Giants

What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia!

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Hipsters

I called a couple people hipsters and they got mad at me. They like to be called conjoined twins instead.