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Jokes

Child Birth

After my wife gave birth, I asked the doctor how long it would be until we could have sex.

He said “I get done at 7 PM, meet me out back.”

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Teenycaster

Teenycaster Side Marker Dots

The neck that came with the kit did not have side marker dots. Time to fix this (actually I should have done this before). I eyeballed the locations and drilled some holes, glued in some side dot material, then trimmed them off and sanded smooth. A little oil made everything nicey nice.

A bunch of holes!
Dot material glued in.
Trimmed off flush, sanded, and oiled up.
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Teenycaster

Teenycaster New Nut

Time to replace the crappy plastic nut with something better. I picked up a new TUSQ nut, removed the crappy chinesium nut (it came out in pieces lol), cleaned up the nut slot in the fretboard, sanded the nut down to get the nut slots about right, and added a couple drops of super glue to hold it in place. Easy least.

Oh no! The plastic nut broke. I chiseled out the remaining shards of it’s broken dreams.
There is a new nut in town, and she is much nicer.
The nut is too thick, so gap at the first fret is too big
Some sandpaper fixed the nut. Now the gap is mucho holder.

Next I’ll refine the nut slots with my files and redo the intonation and action.

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Jokes

Goldfish

I used to have an epileptic goldfish. He was ok as long as I didn’t take him out of his bowl.

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Guitars stuff

Tom Anderson Guitar Strap Buttons

This is such a brilliant idea! Ton Anderson guitars include 2 strap buttons so when you put it down and lean against an amp or something, the strap buttons form “feet” so it doesn’t tip over!

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Teenycaster

Teenycaster Frets and Tuners

The Teenycaster neck needed some attention. The frets sucked (they are dull, the ends are sharp, and some are high and buzz) and the tuners suck (they are wobbly and the ratio is too low). I bought an inexpensive set of Wilkinson tuners that are really nice. They are much better quality than the tuners that come on most inexpensive guitars and they don’t cost an arm and a leg.

First it is time to fix the frets…

Use a fret rocker to mark out the high spots on the frets.
Use some special fret files (and a trusty triangle file) to knock down the high spots ad crown the tops.
Polish the frets to a mirror finish using some high grit sandpaper and micro polishing pads.

Now it’s time to address the tuners.

Old cruddy tuners with loose posts, sloppy gears, and too low of a ratio.
New tuners with tight tolerances and an 18:1 gear ratio.
Tuner booty shot. These are thicc, but were a drop in replacement for the originals.

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Teenycaster

Teenycaster Bridge Upgrade

I hate Telecaster bridges.

  • They have the stupid lips to attach a cover that nobody uses.
  • They only have 3 saddles so you can’t get the intonation right (especially on a short scale like this)

Time to upgrade.

Original bridge

I bought a new replacement bridge with six saddles so it can be properly intonated. The new bridge is a “string through” bridge which should make it sound better too. Also, the new one is thicker metal so it should resonate some more.

New and hot bridge

Time to install it. The first step is marking the location where the strings will go through the body. Then I need to drill the holes through the body as straight as I can without a drill press (spoiler, they are crooked). Then some counterbores on the back side and then installed the ferrules to hold the ends of the strings. Next up is installing the bridge and voila!

Marking the holes where the strings go.
Drilling holes for the strings
Ferrules
Counterbores for ferrules
Ferrules installed (crookedly)
Bridge installed

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Teenycaster

Teenycaster Size

I’ve been working on the Teenycaster again after a hiatus, and doing some upgrades as well. It’s a lot more fun that I initially thought. For giggles, here is a photo comparing the Teenycaster to my normal size PRS.

Teenycaster on the left, PRS SE Custom 24 on the right.

The Teenycaster has a ~16″ scale length compared to the 24″ scale length of the full size PRS. After my upgrades I hope to get it tuned to E standard tuning.

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music

Mac Sabbath – Pair-a-Buns

This oozes with coolness

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Vangaurd

Kramer V Paint Color

I think I have settled on a color for the V. My friend’s daughter has a Squier Telecaster that is bright orange and I love it. Her guitar is orange with a white pickguard and chrome hardware. It looks like an orange creamsicle. As everyone knows, orange and black look really cool together so I think I’m going that direction.

A company named Createx makes a line of water based paints that can be used on guitars and purchased in small amounts. The have a some really cool metallic colors that can be used with their clear orange. The video below shows all of their candy colors applied on 4 different basecoats. I love the orange applied over a charcoal metallic basecoat.

Metallic orange has a cool 1980’s vibe with a cool “heavy metal” twist with the dark metallic undercoat. Slap some all black hardware on that and it will pop.

I think I also want to paint the black part of the headstock with the same orange metallic and add the same logo back except in black.

The black headstock will be the same orange as the body, and the Kramer logo will be in black.