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music

Clutch – Evil

This song kicks all sorts of ass (it does not discriminate).

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Vangaurd

Kramer Vangaurd Catalog

The site vintagekramer.com has some old scans of Kramer catalogs. I think the guitar I’m rebuilding is from 1986. The site has scans of the catalogs from 1985. Here is the page that has the Vangaurd on it. According to their site, they discontinued the guitar in 1986.

Page from 1985 Kramer catalog courtesy of vintagekramer.com
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Jokes

Riddle

What’s the difference between a child and a bag of coke?

Eric Clapton won’t let a bag of coke fall out a window.

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Guitars stuff

First Act Guitar Resurrection

My friend got a First Act Stratocaster clone for free. For those who don’t know, First Act is a guitar brand that used to be sold at toy stores (like Toys ‘R Us) and such.

My friend said he wanted to fix it up and set it up in Nashville tuning which means the four low strings are tuned an octave high (and replaced with lighter gauge).

Plus he correctly thinks whipping out a First Act guitar that plays and sounds cool would be funny!

He asked if I could help and see what it needed. So this guitar shaped object was not in a playable condition.

  • Missing tuning machine
  • No strings
  • Input jack loose
  • Fret ends feel like a hacksaw
  • Frets popping up off the fretboard
  • Action was mile high
Missing tuner
Lol, a plastic input jack (nut and washer was missing)
Someone scratched the 3,5,6 on the neck (prolly to help remember Smoke On The Water riff).

I checked all the electronics out and everything worked. The neck looks like some kind of maple with some kind of rosewood fretboard.

I started by working on the frets. Most of the we’re sticking up and needed to be fixed. If not this thing would never be right and wouldn’t be worth it.

I could get a 0.005″ feeler gauge under almost all the frets. I started by hammering them down with a mallet. This worked for most of them, but some would need to be glued. I ordered some supplies to glue them down.

Next I started to fix the fret ends. I used my files and rounded the ends over until they were nice and smooth.

The fret end on the left is fixed. The others are still in hacksaw mode

I got the supplies I needed and went about gluing down the problem frets. I applied a TON of oil to the fretboard (it was super dry anyway) so the glue would clean up easier. Then a drop of glue on each side of the fret, then clamp it using a radius block. After about 5 minutes move to the next one. All in all, I glued about 10 frets.

I’m gluing the first fret down. The radius block helps provide evenish pressure.

After gluing, now it’s time to level out the high frets. I used a fret rocker to find the high frets and marked the high spots with a sharpie marker. Luckily only about 6 frets needed to be dressed.

High spots marked with a black sharpie

Next I used my feet crowning file to knock off the high spots. For stubborn ones, I used a more aggressive triangle file.

I masked off the high frets with blue tape and fixed them

Now the tops of the frets are flat and need to be made round again. I used my feet dressing file for this (the one that I round the ends with).

The fret is all round again. I marked it with sharpie and filed until a small strip of marker is left.

Now it’s time to clean and polish the frets. I use my micro mesh pads for this. The end result is a mirror finish!

The photo doesn’t do this justice. Those frets are shiny and smooth!

Next job is to replace that shitty plastic input jack. 5 minutes and a soldering iron is all that takes.

Old jack and new jack
New jack is soldered on. This is a stereo jack (that’s what I grabbed).

Nex job was reassembly and strings. I don’t have Nashville strings so I just used a pack of 9s. After that a setup.

I adjusted the truss rod (it was too tight and back bowed the neck. The action was a MILE high (prolly to defeat the buzz from the back bowed neck). The intonation was way out.

Look at how high the saddles were. 2 on the right are good, ones on the left are >1/8″ lol.

The guitar plays pretty good now. The action and frets feel great. It sounds kinda cheap, but pretty good.

The nut slots are still high and we need some Nashville strings. My friend is coming over soon to help finish this beast.

We strung it up with Nashville tuning. Nashville style tuning has the 4 low strings tuned up an octave higher than normal. In order to do this we we used a set of strings for a 12 string electric guitar.

You start with using normal high E and B strings. Then you use the octave strings for the G, D, A, and E. It’s kinda funny because the G string was a smaller gauge (0.008) than the high E (0.010). The only wound string on the guitar is the low E.

Because it is a chepamundo guitar we had to file the nut slots a half t to get the first fret action right.

Other than having the cheap stock pickups, it sounds cool as hell! Here is a video of my friend playing it.

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Titanic

So touching…

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stuff

KITH

The hotteth rock band in the world
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Guitars stuff

Bass Upgrade

I have had my bass for a few years now. It is a Squier Classic Vibe 70’s Jazz Bass. For Christmas, my lovely children got me a new bridge a Hipshot Kickass bridge.

She’s a beaut Clark

It’s thiccc compared to the stock bridge.

The build quality and chonkiness of this bridge are impressive. It is not a bent piece of sheet metal like the original bridge, it seems to be machined (or cast) out of a decent chunk of steel. I weighed both bridges on my kitchen scale. The OG bridge is 101 grams and the Kickass is 234 grams.

While I had the strings off, I decided to chase down a couple buzzy frets.

I used a tool to find some high spots and used a black sharpie to mark the locations.

The high spots were minimal, so they cleaned up real quick with a file. Then I polished them up real nice and shiny.

Nice and shiny 😁

The bridge was a bolt on replacement. The intonation was almost dead on right out of the box.

Bridge installed. This bridge uses the same hex key US Fender saddles use. I reused the screws from the OG bridge.

Strings on

I ordered and received the steel saddles. They are suuuper easy to install; just loosen the set screw on the front of the saddle carrier with teh same hex key used to adjust saddle height and swap them out.

Steel saddles to replace the brass ones

Loosen the string, then lossen the screw hiding in this hole

All strung up with steel saddles and some Rotosound strings

I like the sound of the bass with the steel saddles the best (it has a brighter sound). I especially like it better with the new strings. I recorded 4 demos of me playing some bass parts with the different configurations;

  • OG bridge, old strings,
  • new bridge with brass saddles and old strings
  • new bridge with steel saddles and old strings
  • new bridge with steel saddles and new strings

I played a snippet of a few things in each demo Sunshine of Your Love (pick & no-pick), Seven Nation Army (pick & no-pick), The Trooper (fingers cuz pick is blasphemy). The video below has the sound demos. If you watch the video on youtube you can use the chapters to skip around and compare one section to another.

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Fourth Little Pig

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Fries

I went to McDonald’s today and ordered 2 large french fries. They messed up and gave me like 75 regular sized french fries.

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Slayer at Pulsations Night Club

All of my friends went to this show in 1988. My one buddy claims it was the best show ever.

It was at a huge nightclub that is the opposite of Slayer.