He told me to go to the back door, down the dark alley and give the woman there 20 bucks. So I go outside and hand a 20 to the woman there and started getting busy.

After a few minutes, a cop walks past and shines a flashlight on us and says “What the hell are you doing?” and I said “Having sex with my wife.” He said “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that was your wife.” and I said “Neither did I till you shined a light on her.”