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Blackberry Smoke – Lay It All On Me
This is such a good song, and I love this band.
What’s the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick?
You don’t peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it!
What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don’t cry when I’m cutting up the hooker.
My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently, “your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.
Guiness Book
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
Old Man – Neil Young
Such a great song. “Singers” today should take a lesson from these old timers. No auto tune used to make him sound good. No sampling of music. Just a dude that can sing and play guitar.
I guess I should expect a food named “Honey Nut Cheerios” to contain “Natural Almond Flavor” and actual nuts. But whodathunk that natural almond flavor is made from peach pits.
Most “natural almond flavor” comes from the pits of peaches and apricots, which are a waste product when those fruits get processed. Peaches and apricots are relatives of almonds, and some people who are allergic to almonds are also allergic to these fruits.
Source: Here’s Why Honey Nut Cheerios Don’t Contain Nuts – Consumerist
I got my kid a puppy for a present, but it died before Christmas.
No I am stuck taking care of a puppy 🙁
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