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Nickelback San Quentin

Pat Finnerty is a great human.

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Jokes

Giving Birth

A woman is giving birth. She pushes and pushes and finally the baby pops free. The doctor holds the baby up by its feet and declares, “it’s a handsome baby boy!”

He then punches it in the head, throws it against the wall and runs over and jumps on it with both feet.

The horrified mother screams, “my baby! You’re killing my baby!”

To which the doctor replies, “I’m just fucking with you. It was already dead.”

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Checkup

My doctor said I can play with myself anytime I want!

My wife tells me that’s not what “you could have a stroke at any moment” means.

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People Are Eating Children In This Area!

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Sex Panther Tele

New Telecaster Project

I was watching a guitar building video on YouTube and the person used a pine Telecaster body that looked cool. He bought it from an eBay seller named nomoonlaser. On a whim I decided to look them up and bid the minimum on a cool body. I won 😁

Time to build a Telecaster! I’m taking my time on this one.

Here are some photos of the body. It is sprayed with yellow lacquer and I LOVE the look of it. This sucker is gonna get a maple neck with a strat shaped headstock, a humbucker in the bridge, and all black hardware.

Look at the cool wood grain and knots!
The back looks cool too!
Lots of knots around the output jack hole
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Drive Through Pharmacy

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Name – Evergo

My boy Jeff covering Name by the Goo Goo Dolls. The singer is his girlfriend and she is awesome!

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Golden – Crobot

This is a cool song.

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Vangaurd

Installing A Tremol-No

The Vangaurd has a double locking Floyd Rose tremolo system.  I have the bridge set up fully floating so you can both lower and raise the pitch.  The neck has a locking nut and the strings are anchored straight to the saddles.  It makes a very stable system that can stay in tune even with silly dove bombs.

There are downsides to a fully floating system though

  • One string can pull the others out of tune (double stop bends are sad)
  • Tuning is difficult because the strings are balanced against spring force
  • Changing tuning is tedious and multi-step process

There are various ways to fix the issues above, but most of them take all the fun out of having a Floyd Rose.  I decided to install a Tremol-No system.  Using a couple thumb screws, you can change the guitar to fully floating, dive only (only lower the pitch), or fixed bridge.  It’s easy enough to do it between songs while standing up.  There is no drilling or soldering required, and no permanent modifications

Mark the old claw position, detune, remove springs
All installed!

It takes about an hour to install and only requires basic tools.

It works really good! Changing it to “dive only” let’s me change to Drop D or E flat real quick which is the biggest selling point for me.

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Mr Darkside

This is just TOOO awesome!

@subradioband Replying to @Patrick send this to your padmé #fypp #alternativeband #indieband #starwars ♬ Mr. Darkside by Sub Radio – Sub-Radio